BREAKING NEWS: Greg Burns in Hot Water After “Artfully Lit” Nudes Leak Online
Just in Greg burns from Hobart Indiana
Has shocked family and friends for sending nudes online
The images, which appear to have been taken with a combination of natural window light and a surprising knowledge of chiaroscuro, have been circulating under the hashtag #BurningUp and have already inspired several think pieces on “the vulnerability of the modern man.”
“Honestly, it’s not what I expected when I clicked,” said one Reddit user. “He’s got a real eye for composition. That ficus in the background? Inspired.”
Burns has responded to the leak with a statement on a WhatsApp chat
> “Yes, those photos are real. Yes, I used a ring light. No, I won’t apologize for embracing my my family.”
That’s so sad he doesn’t value his dignity
Reactions across the internet have ranged from shock to support, with some calling it a publicity stunt for his golf course “ insiders are now predicting a spike in listens—and perhaps even a calendar deal.
As for Greg, sources say he’s “leaning into it” and considering a line of body-positive merch. One insider close to the situation said, “Greg’s always been ahead of the curve. Most people post vacation selfies. He posts Renaissance nudes.”
More on this story as it develops—though we suspect Greg may have already peaked.
